this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well too bad, i'm giving you the answer.

Risa is actually the name of a planet in Star Trek. It's typically referred to as the pleasure planet because of the unholy amount of fisting they do there. It was first seen in the canonical adventures of Captain Clungeplunger of the USS Moist. Since then it's gone on to appear in dozens of other Star Trek iterations such as Pounding Picard, Two Girls One Neelix, The Next Generation, Jam it in Janeway, Seven Eight Out Nine and Star Tramp 7: The Voyeurs Home.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You had me for a bit, not gonna lie. I was really excited to hear about a fisting planet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

May I introduce you to the Klingon homeworld?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I particularly enjoyed "Captain Clungepuncher".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not USS Moist? To go where no condom has gone before?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's the alliteration. Really sells it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It’s not not a fisting planet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it “Jam it in Janeway,” “‘Jam-It-In’ Janeway” or “Jam it in, Janeway!” ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a choose your own adventure porn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like all the options!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it depends ...