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The Monkey's Paw

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted. You're now the "hat guy" and it's the only thing people remember about you

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No. He is the hat man, and is doomed to only interact with people when they extreme amounts of benadryl. He sees the horrors these people experience and can do nothing to help, onlyobserved. The only thing people remember about him is that hat.