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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh no he’s appeared in my home! I’ll stumble over furniture and throw 4lb items at them until cornering myself.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly that is one of my favorite parts about the Scream movies. The victims never go down without a fight and make the killer look like a clumsy goofball lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

With every chase sequence in that movie franchise Ghostface never eats shit less than like 3 years.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have at least a dozen items in my house that I know I'm gonna be throwing at a burglar's face in case of a break in. I've lived in first floor units all my life too so I always have a Roman gladius by the window. It's not sharp, but it's metal and it's blunt.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Metal doesn't have to be terribly sharp too pierce flesh. As a 6 year-old, I accidentally stabbed myself with a cabinet handle that was extremely blunt. It's all about the ratio of force applied over an area. The most mall ninja shit sword will still cause potentially fatal injuries, it just wouldn't be a good battlefield weapon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe just give the burglar a flat side spanking then, go for the knees.