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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That’s because asteroids with organics that create life are sent out by the Pathagorath, the screeching glutton that dwells in the blinding. He’s the creature that lives in the center of the galaxy and sends out asteroids to seed worlds with life so that he can devour their souls. You see when we die our souls are eternally digested in his bottomless belly, and without ever increasing nourishment his metabolism would cease to produce the necessary excretions our galaxy needs for time to exist and we would simply blink out of existence. We owe him eternally for our existence as well as our damnation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What kinda panspermian fan fiction is this?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We must make sacrifices to the Pathagorath in hopes that he may notice our devotion to him and destroy our souls before they are harvested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can get you a bus load of republicans to sacrifice, but they may upset his tummy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Souls. They said the Pathagorath needs souls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Crap! I forgot to read the fine print.
Yep, there it is... "requires souls..."
Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And he sent his one true son to teach us about triangles..... Again.