this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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Hey, I'm 30% Star Trek references!

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget 40% titanium! Clunk Clunk

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And 10% Dick. Arrrroooooooo!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

The list of Bender's claimed composition adds up to over 100%, so he can be a dubious source (episode codes in brackets):

40% Zinc (1ACV13).

40% Titanium (2ACV03).

30% Iron (3ACV22), presumably mixed with osmium, (3ACV17).

40% Dolomite (4ACV07).

40% Lead (video game).

40% empty (s07e09)

40% back (s7e21 Assie come back)

0.04% Nickel impurity - (3ACV17 - A Pharaoh to Remember)

There was also a claim that he was 40% chromium (not made by Bender but by someone else - 6ACV03). In addition to those, he's also claimed to be 40% horseshoes (ITWGY), 40% Wire (7ACV03) and 40% scrap metal (6ACV23), either of which could be any of the above metals or something else.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bender? Unreliable? Shut your mouth!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could still be true if he's made of an alloy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

99.95% Benderium

0.04% Nickel Impurity

0.01% Dimondillium

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diamondillium? Diamondium is far better!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MomCorp is known to cut corners 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm perfectly satisfied with the theory that bender simply is 430.04% or more in total.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yep, running into that 100% limit is why scientists increased the percentage limit. They did it right after they increased the speed of light.