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You are permanently stuck living life at 1x reverse speed. You have already decided all your actions, so you are just watching your life become undone. Everyone speaks in reverse, which is incomprehensible at first but you get used to it in a couple years. You relive every mistake of your life helpless to alter any of it because forward you decided everything. Then your final moment of consciousness is the experience of being sucked into your mother: being unborn.