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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Floods, famine, plagues, etc are all God's work. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll are Satan's work. I know which one I'm going with.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We've only ever heard the story from one side, Satan is probably actually super chill and just wants to party

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

In the words of Jim Jeffries "If you disobeyed gods rules, why would Satan punish you? If anything, you're one of his boys".

Since the bible was written by god's people, it's way too biased when saying God is good and the Devil is bad.

Show me Lucifer's side of the story and I bet he's the more reasonable person.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I always really liked South Park’s Satan when he explains addiction to Stan.

https://youtu.be/wAEfeNLKwd0?si=b-kEeU2WiYEVoOfg