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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Okay, but will you swing the squeaky hammer in a downwards arc to hit the top of a presumably horizontal head and/or shaft, or will you swing horizontally in order to strike the tip like you're driving a thick, fleshy nail into the owner's crotch?

I'm leaning towards the latter, personally.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Flesh nail, duh