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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I had a boss who hated comments because he wanted "clean code," and that comments means you aren't using the wiki. The build approval process actually stripped out all comments via a script.

Then we lost the wiki.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The build approval process actually stripped out all comments via a script.

Thanks, Satan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'd watch the movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For my own amusement I'm going to pretend you were using something like Perl where determining what's a comment and what's code can be context sensitive.

i.e. stripping from # to the end of the line can be a very wrong thing to do in a language where the comment marker can actually be used in other niche ways.

Strip the wrong "comment" and your code won't compile. Or worse, do something unexpected.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was all python, ruby, bash, and ansible