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A lesson in Kirk Drift™ (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll have you know trombone players aren't the nerds you think they are. Large lung capacity and dexterous tongues make them very popular with the ladies, ifyaknowhatimean

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like something a band nerd would say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I mean, I am the nerd you think I am. But that doesn't have anything to do with playing trombone

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, was band nerd, played trombone, have said line (jokingly) to partners. Been circular breathing for all 4 years of marriage so far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Surely you've heard about that one time at band camp

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ll have you know euphonium players make more sensitive lovers.

Trombone players know nothing about fingering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but we do know about long strokes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Well played, sir.