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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, I see you don't optimise enough.

It should be...

Past you "I've shed so many lines and boosted processing time. It's a masterpiece. I should document this for future me because it's complex as hell."

Future you "What. The. Hell..." five minutes later "Oh, I see. I'm a fucking narcissist trying to be god of something 10 people run once a week."