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Greyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation. (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anwser the phone like "Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?" for a 85% chance for a "Sorry wrong call" :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

" you've reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Welcome to Papa's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. How may I help you?"