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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Self-inflicted food deserts

Ha, that's a good one. Ok, in you go barbara-pit