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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wakes up and looks at the clock

"Oh, it's only 7:18. Since my alarm is set to 7:20, I'll just shut it off now and let myself rest for a couple of minutes."

opens eyes again

10:45

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Plot twist, it was Tuesday 7:18am and Wednesday 10:45pm!

Also, your kidneys are gone.