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What if jumping off a bridge was recommended for script usage?
Don't test me, I'll do it.
What if --test-dir=/tmp --dry-run jumping off a bridge was recommended for script usage?
Easy,
export BRIDGE_BEHAVIOR=legacyand pretend nothing changed until everything one day breaks horribly in production.Are you daft?
Yes, very much so