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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I'd had to guess, woodworker or watermelon farmer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Those were definitely on the list. As was moving to a hut in the woods and living of the land. :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am currently a Dev (used to be a sound engineer), but I can definitely understand that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. Don't burn yourself out on the job. No one will thank you for it. It can be hard, I still have problems saying no. Go figure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In my time as a sound engineer, I learned to say no. Compared to sound engineering (as in, live sound engineer), being a dev is a walk in the park.

No more 16 hour work days, no more tours with getting only 6 hours of sleep each night. No stressing out over a technical issue 15 minutes before show time. I could go on and on :P

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Coming from a job where dev work feels like vacation. Sheesh. Good on you, man.

Edit: if you are a man. Shouldn't assume really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes I am a man and yes, dev work feels like a vacation to me. 😅

But in all honesty, I still do sound engineering but only as a volunteer in a small local venue about twice a month. That's fun, no stress, just doing things I love to do. Meeting cool people, making sure the crowd enjoys the show. Fun stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see what you mean. I can enjoy making smaller scripts and programs to run some electronics projects but going back as a full time Dev would totally suck the fun out of it. And besides, my skills are seriously out-of-date anyway, not to mention 90% forgotten.

Using Jerboa to post this and I have definitely made editors that had similar quirks in the past.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hehehe, I can definitely see what you mean. Doing stuff in your spare time is fun, but the moment it it becomes a "must do" thing... It's like doing your taxes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I was a biomed, I used to handle setup for audio/video in the OR for conferences and education and that sort of thing. It was always sound that was the hardest to get working and sounding good. Video was seldom the problem. You would think that sound is old tech and should therefore be easier, but noo. Well, the face masks on the surgeons didn't help either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I totally get what you mean. Video is in that regard binary (it works or it doesn't). Audio on the other hand is very subjective, it works but it very muffed or very screamy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh man... For me, that would like #goals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I saw a documentary of a dude who moved to Alaska and built a hut and lived there for basically the rest of his life. Think he moved up there in like 1930-50 or something. He filmed his life as well. But not everyone will have the skills to do something like that. Inspiring stuff though.

Edit: don't try and find it, though. It is too powerful for mere mortals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This crosses my mind at least a few times a week. Programming is pain.