this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Except table manners. Those are dictated by the Universe itself!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  1. All tables must be proper and well-behaved.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you do with rude tables?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Use them as firewood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Read somewhere that the elbows thing comes from the days where tables were just planks of wood sitting on something. Your elbows would tip the board over so it was a dick move to knock everyone's food over. Anyway idk if it's true but it's a neat idea