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Programmers, Stop Using Primitives. Use Civilized. (lemmy.sdf.org)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Gentleman should be the name of the system. We need exquisite types:

  • int: numeral
  • boolean: veritas
  • char: littera
  • string: verbum
  • double: fractio
  • struct: aedificium
numeral x = 3; // pronounced "noo-mer-al eggs is thadeeEEEE"
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • array: matrica
  • loop: circulus
  • function: officium
  • thread: filum
  • byte: minima
  • debug: rectificare
[–] Noodlez 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • byte: octoplex
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

bite: minima byte: octoplex

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That post was going so well... And then you go and use the equality symbol for assignment like a savage.

[–] Noodlez 10 points 1 year ago

numeral x 3 est.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In VIM mode, veritas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“aedificium” got me