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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Reposting my all time favorite greentext.

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"
>goalie is choking back tears

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Total classic 😙👌

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