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The OTP you want to use was already used (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop using 2fa where its not needed. My university library logs me out every 45 minutes and requires microsoft authentication to log in.

Seriously, whats a hacker going to do if tgey get my password,download a PDF? Send a citation to my Favorites list?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bulk download a shit ton of research papers through the university's educational license and distribute them for free on the internet, cutting out the completely unnecessary profit driven middle man leading you to eventually do away with yourself due to the pressure from the government and corporations to make an example out of you with a strong sentence.