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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WeLl tHe GoVeRnMeNt cHaNgEd ThE pLaN BeCaUsE tHe TrUtH WaS uNcOvErEd.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stop. The vein in my forehead can only take so much.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me: "What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they're all in total agreement and doing it together?"

Them: processing that there are other countries and governments outside of the US's control

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Many of these people would probably answer that governments are actually just puppets of the global pharmaceutical industry.

And Bill Gates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I still wonder why Bill Gates even cares what those living in trailer parks with their Trump flags breeding non stop when it comes to "tracking". If anything birth control would be a better conspiracy here to slow the march towards the movie "Idiocy" as usually more educated choose not to have kids or lots of kids.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ohhh Darryl and Jeana went to Walmart again, good thing I put this tracker in. They've never been more than 300 miles away from home but now I can always find out where they are!

It's not like they literally carry a device with them all day that tracks every move they make, what they say, or what they're doing already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The only good thing to come out of these COVID conspiracy theories is that people hate Bill Gates.

They hate him for ridiculous reasons, but at least they hate him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And (((George Soros))).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What about all of the other governments? Europe, Africa, Australia, Russia, they’re all in total agreement and doing it together

My mom: "Of course, the Powers That Be are in control. You think those governments have any say? You're so naïve.