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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

People who use windows are already locked in their lockers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple Bois being homeschooled. Still somehow bullied.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Eh, as a homeschooler parent and a household of Linux users, more like Linux are being homeschooled and Apple is a fancy private school for rich folk (and scholarships for the not so well off of course)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fancy school for rich folk

With expensive drugs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But plot twist, the expensive drugs are actually just rebranded cheap drugs with some marginally better quality and the dealers are nicely dressed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Quality may be even worse, but dealers are nicely dressed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And for most people that's OK. As I'm OK with buying eggs rather than making them myself in my garden with my own chickens, even if it would be better and I would have more control over it...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

most linux distros are easier to install and use then windows (think Ubuntu or Mint, as long as you don't rely on stuff like ms office or photoshop, which don't work that well)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought about your comment. My conclusion: a Linux laptop doesn't need as much space as a normal sized chicken. It's cleaner too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can't argue with that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

And most a fine with it…