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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I had that bad feeling myself, recently. "This merchant is in an extremely dangerous place," I thought. "And here I am, overloading them with 39 scimitars and the equivalent contents of half a library and some dude's entire ribcage just so I can take a scroll off them. What happens if and when they have to run? They'll never make it. They'd have to ditch all of it just to have a chance."

So I just started stealing. It's for them. I'm out here saving lives, and not even needing your thanks. Just saying it would be nice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Do you pickpocket the merchants?