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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.

You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.

You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Need paint thinner? Medical antiseptic? Flammable Molly material?

Just spritz some slav tap water on it and you'll have good time