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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like IPAs and I'm secure enough to not be bothered by the mockery my basic brothers and I face online.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This thing got really popular for some reason. It must be awful!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My perspective is that the "basic" people can't wait to bring up how much they despise IPAs and without a single exception the reason is always "they're just SO hoppy!!!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well given that they're the most hoppy of the common types of beer, that reason for not liking them is hardly surprising or in any way illegitimate 🤷

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not liking them, and not liking other people liking them are very different things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which is exactly why I think it's an unnecessary and boring thing to talk about. If someone asks them, they should just say no I don't like it. Instead they volunteer the information and emphatically state the reason as though it's a surprise or unique in some way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're probably just trying to be helpful, you know.. You sound very aggravated about them simply stating a preference and the reason for said preference.

If someone were for example to offer you an overly sweet type of confection or cake, wouldn't you similarly answer "no thanks, too sweet for my taste?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No one is offering them an IPA or asking their opinion. You seem like maybe you're one of these people? Since you're ignoring what I wrote. They volunteer the information and then harp on it. I have heard this since I started drinking IPAs in like 2012. Ok we get it, you all hate my beer. I'm not talking shit about their awful sour beers or whatever, I keep it to myself unless asked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, I'm not "one of those". While I too don't like beers to be too hoppy, it's not something I go out of my way to tell people like some crazed stereotypical vegan 🤷

I can see how that would get annoying in the long run though and I'm 💯 with you on sour beers lol. Second worst beer I ever tasted was a gose and the worst wasn't an IPA either lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah it definitely gets annoying. It's at the point where if I'm drinking with 3 new people, I expect at least one person to ask what I got and if it's an IPA tell me how much they don't like it. It's been going on so long and it's uncanny how often it happens...

I've tried sour beers and usually they are god-awful. I think I had a drinkable one once. I mention them here though because it also feels like a trend that the same haters of my beer will often be drinking a sour beer lol. In my head I'm like "welp your opinion is confirmed completely unreliable on all beer"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But of the near-infinite number of things a person dislikes, they only meme about a couple. The Internet loves an easy target...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

of the near-infinite number of things a person dislikes, they only meme about a couple

only meme about a couple

a couple

Are you NEW? 🤦

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Nope, just bored to death by the seagulls constantly squawking "THING BAD! THING BAD!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I heard a real-world explanation about why IPAs are the most common and commonly-sought craft beer. Half the reasons are unflattering, but a few are valid.

  1. They're harder to fuck up because the Hops covers every damn thing and is so forgiving. Ever heard a cooking show talk about how hard a perfect Filet Mignon is because you can't hide behind anything and everyone knows what it should taste like? Ditto with a good red ale or even pilsner.
  2. Similarly, nobody is known for their signature Filet Mignon because (within reason) a filet is a filet. Ditto with most types of beers. IPAs give opportunity for a lot more variety. Which is why you have more breweries making them, and then more people consuming them. I go out of my way to find non-MGP whiskey because MGP whiskies all taste the damn same to me, and I usually find a couple unique bottles every year. I can respect someone who wants to try a totally new beer every week and just fall back on a few faves.
  3. Related again to #2. Beyond being "SO hoppy", IPAs have more unique flavor profiles than all other beers combined. Different hops can net you notes of orange, lemon, grapefruit, or notes of the pith of one of those, or notes of the rind of one of those. Different amounts or processing of hops can give you different intensities of those. That's a lot of flavor profiles from sweet to sour to bitter, all in the same category.

So I'm "basic" nowadays re: beer, and I despise IPAs because I literally cannot stand the bitter&pithy ones (esp Grapefruit Pith), and there's no easy way to know what an IPA will taste like till you've paid for it and cracked it open. I also get reflux and nothing blows that shit out of the water like an IPA. There's a hops shop down the street from me, but if I'm going to brew a beer (super rare, I usually make whiskey or mead) it's gonna be something will a chill flavor profile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

there's no way to know what an IPA will taste like before you crack it open

That's why I like brewers that publish their hops. I'm the opposite of you, I live for the citrusy, fruity type of hops and despise the more traditional floral/piney strains. If I see simcoe on the bill I'll go to bed sober, but if you've got Willamette or Cascade I'll make tea from them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I don't even have an idea what the hell am IPA is. Is it like a kind of beer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Stands for India Pale Ale. i was originally told they used to brew stronger beer to make it last the long trip to India before refrigeration was a thing.

So it tends to be higher ABV and more bitter or hoppy to go with the higher alcohol content.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The hop part is a bit more interesting. The strong beers of the time weren’t enough to keep the beer from getting infected. However, hops are a natural preservative. The oils have antibiotic properties. They were initially used as a preservative for weak British ales and the taste was a side effect but not necessarily the desired effect. When they had trouble shipping their beers across the world, they would pack the beer full of hops so it would make the trip. Eventually, Brits in India developed a taste for the bitter beer that was shipped to them and a beer style was born.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I knew I was missing something. It’s been probably 10 years since I did a brewery tour that actually taught anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if my enjoyement is making fun of basic white dudes drinking IPA's?