this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck's bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

I think about her all the time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure you can use "going down on" in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me, few hours ago (◕‿◕)