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Anon has a role model (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slammed prime Hobbitussy

That's gotta be a brand new sentence

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one wanted to think about it given the amount of ill placed hair hobbits have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, I'll bite: WOMEN ALSO HAVE HAIR THERE.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No sir, I imagine all alpaca sweaters sleeve pulled inside out and rumpled up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe something like a thneed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was going to make a muff joke but that might date me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You haven't ever tried VICUÑA have you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

With balls that big, I'm surprised he didn't have 20 children at one go.