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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Tim Cook goes...

"Good moOOorning!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Steve jobs goes "fuck the newton"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.