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Uhhhhh honey what you're describing is called "theft". Also known as "fraud" if you want a different name.
But to answer your question, I usually shit during working hours, so I get paid to shit. It's a great feeling.
Is it?? I get it might be bending the rules slightly, but I can hardly believe it counts as theft
It's actually theft by conversion.
Close, its conspiracy
Don't know whether you're kidding or not, but the defining trait of a conspiracy is that more than one person must be in on it. Lemmy being told about it doesn't count.
I don’t think that’s entirely true. Sure, conspiracies usually involve more than one person, but aren’t there crimes along the lines of “conspiracy to commit x” whereby a person acting alone can be charged for planning to commit a specific crime? I’m thinking if a person is found with tonnes of fertiliser, the blueprints to a building, a makeshift detonator and a manifesto they could be charged with conspiracy to commit mass murder, even though no one else was involved in the planning.
Nope. By definition wouldn't be a conspiracy.
TIL! Thanks for that!
You're welcome 🙂 Have a nice day!