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OUR SELF-DRIVING CARS WILL SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES, BUT THEY WILL KILL SOME OF YOU FIRST

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You see, I'm totally ok with him being upfront about this, because I hope that would mean they realize their shortcomings and are more likely to find ways to minimize the risks (like having a human in the driver's seat as a backup at all times). If nothing else, rather have this than another CEO claiming it's 100% perfect and then fucking up hard.

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