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#Reality:

Apprentice: "I put new tires on the plane like you asked, boss!"

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Mr President, we have no armors to protect the planes against bombs' fragmentation."

"Very well, let them have car tires."

ps: it must be effective against something.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Supposedly it helps disguise the image from image targeting, I'd guess it is only useful until new images are added with tyres on

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wouldn't it be more useful to break up its silouette, or something?

Or even just cover it in a tarpaulin? surely they can manage to find enough material of some sort in all of russia to make a makeshift cover. It's gotta be easier than car tyres.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The only logic I can see with tires is it MAY help deflect/catch some shrapnel, or potentially cushion a dropped charge if hit from above. If its purpose was to mess with image targeting they could just paint shapes on them and not have to toss tires around all the time, or as you say toss some tarps on them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe mess up the fuse, like anti-RPG cages?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anti RPG cages protect armoured vehicles. Planes are squishy. AA missiles explode in their general direction and bring them down with sprays of shrapnel.

Improper painting can damage and ground an airplane. These tires don't do squat IMO.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

AA missiles, yes. I'm wondering about improvised drone grenades with annimpact fuse.