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OUR SELF-DRIVING CARS WILL SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES, BUT THEY WILL KILL SOME OF YOU FIRST

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice we are willing to take if it means higher profit margins.