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Neckbeard rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You rolled a 6. This is a failed roll.

You feel slightly uneasy as if power is being drawn to you. You begin to become more attractive. Suddenly, incels are messaging you. Trying to convince you that they are better than other men. This situation is getting out of hand. You wonder why they are all neckbeards. Where is all this "chivalry" coming from. Why are there so many fedoras in the profile pictures. The overwhelming thought of all things wrong with these men begin to weigh on you... What if... No you couldn't do that... What if you just blocked them? Would that be possible? According to Elon Musk you shouldn't be able to but then again he also seems like an incel.

You block them.
You wish to learn more about DnD and dice rolls.
Wait a minute, who are you? The voice narrating your thoughts?
Oh shit, I left the oven on!