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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Girl, you are my Two's Complement, you're always my plus one on any occaision"

Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Damn son save some for the rest of us.