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Apple Is Taking On Apples in a Truly Weird Trademark Battle (www.wired.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

BREAKING: Apple is filing a legal action on the folk lore of Johnny Appleseed, requesting changes to the tale. Johnny's name will be changed to Timmy Apple, a reference to Apple's CEO Tim Cook. It also states that instead of planting apple trees, Timmy is distributing iPhones, iPads, and MacBooks; and rather than them being free, Apple will be charging recipients market price for each item.

-Apple, probably.