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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a dysfunctional baby. We took an 8 month old on a plane to Japan because of a family tragedy and she freaking got excited when we hit turbulence and when we landed. Five other babies lost their shit but my kids all giggling.

Actually, she also lost her shit in a literal way, Jesus fucking Christ the amount of poop that came out after the pressure change or someone. Ain't nobody talks about that but all babies shit their pants at landing--- pretty sure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Get her a dirt bike and a ramp. You may have a future stunt woman on your hands.