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[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you think they could afford a pool?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the economy 20 years ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The most base level of autism personified

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Could have just been socal anxiety