Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of marmite. But I'm not an animal. I have it on toast, or a bagel, or maybe a toastie if I'm feeling reckless.
But my son wants marmite sandwiches. Sandwiches! How is it possible to spread marmite on bread without the bread disintegrating? Is there a technique that in my five decades on this earth I have not been able to master?
Don't microwave the whole jar!
Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.
if I have the time and effort I'll heat the knife on one of my burners for a minute, but usually do I just microwave the whole jar for 15 seconds on low
Gotcha. Microwave jar. I have ADHD so nothing... absolutely nothing can go wrong with this approach.