this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The second you hit pose #3 you’re getting your guts kicked out of your asshole by the roo’s legs. This guide is absolute rubbish, complete malarkey, total squirrel’s piss.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"... so it will tap out very quickly"

I think this guide is just meant for fun

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Crazy it'd be posted in the meme sub

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