this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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The second you hit pose #3 you’re getting your guts kicked out of your asshole by the roo’s legs. This guide is absolute rubbish, complete malarkey, total squirrel’s piss.
If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.
"... so it will tap out very quickly"
I think this guide is just meant for fun
Crazy it'd be posted in the meme sub
Instantly started reading this in an Australian accent
Are you writing this from a hospital bed?