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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Man that's kinda fucked up, who knows if they'd survive getting another brain injury

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't get a brain injury if I have no brain...

taps head

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think something like "taps elbow" would be funnier.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Same but for the editor who chose that headline

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

News sites will do anything to get engagement and attention. ANYTHING.

[โ€“] Isoprenoid 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AIs don't have a bathroom, or even a brain.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the person who greenlit this article for publishing does

[โ€“] Isoprenoid 1 points 1 year ago

Editor: "I could spend the next 10 minutes reading this article before publishing, or go to lunch early."