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[+] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not one of these "patriots" but I need you to stop disparaging my choice in shorts. I have more pockets that the next 3 people.

[+] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like that you're implying that I can't get laid.

You're right... but I don't have to like it.

[+] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao at "fully loaded pants"

You're just jealous of the overabundance of pizza rolls in my bountiful cargo pants pockets.

[+] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also shoes with white socks that come up too high and flip flops.