this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Look, if someone is sick and it's anything above a scraped knee, the science says you shoot them in the head. I don't know how else you can run a profitable healthcare company. /s
False. The cost of bullets brings down profits. Just throw them in a ditch. As long as there’s no transport cost, of course.
Edit: I forgot to add, make sure the guy throwing them in the ditch isn't getting any overtime.
Unlike cops, who bilk cities out of hundreds of thousands of dollars in overtime, the bullshit plebs that operate our ditch-throwing service are exempt. Invest in my healthcare company!
~Cave Johnson