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there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of muppets
I think I'd pass on Muppet Schindler's List.
Porn
Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
Have you witnessed the glory of Pterodactyl Porn? (Don't look up Attack of the Flying Lizard if you have any taste or morals.)
Let my puppets come ...was an "adult" movie made with puppets
Wikipedia
And was the porn better because it had muppets? The question was “what wouldn’t be made better with the inclusion of Muppets”
Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...
Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
Those are marionettes not Muppets
There's a stage play called Avenue Q
https://www.amestrib.com/story/entertainment/local/2023/11/06/with-swearing-and-puppet-fornication-avenue-q-comes-to-actors-stage-in-ames/71316506007/
I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
It does have Muppet sex though.
No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
Sounds of Rule34 intensify
Something existing is not the same as something being improved by its inclusion
I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with
There is a certain adult Muppet detective movie with some pretty erm... graphic scenes
And it was a bad movie. It was not improved because of the muppets
Disagree. A few felt jokes landed. Remove those muppets and the film is worse.
Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson's pre LOTR work?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Feebles
furries
it makes sense if you don't think about it for too long, or think about it really hard
You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
"I'm gonna show you why women choose the bear. Wokka wokka!"
Muppets are a Jim Henson studio IP built around childish imagery. I want nothing childish associated with my porn other than childish bad jokes and the XXX Alice in Wonderland musical which isn't a bad musical movie though the porn parts are quite bad.
Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️