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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Or the machine is having some type of stupid issues. I didn't take anything off your stupid platform, why is the scale throwing a fucken fit?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

"Did you bring your own bags?" "Yes." "Please place bags in the bagging area... UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not sure I've ever gotten out of Home Depot without requiring assistance from the self checkout monitoring person. Their machines are horrendous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I swear Home Depot and Lowe's are the fucking worst when it comes to their checkout. That alone makes me go to a local hardware store let alone the fact that they know what I need most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

How about an "email only" option for the receipt?

[–] Zink 1 points 22 hours ago

In my last few trips to the local Home Depot, the self checkout machines have worked fine but the human helpers have insisted on being helpful. They’re fine though, lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I've had a fair number of trips for individual bolt, washer and nuts because I just need a couple.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh you're trying to buy alcohol? Let me stop and fetch a human person to check you're old enough. Siiiiigh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This morning the machine I was using decided to restart itself when I clicked "pay".