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One of my top 5 pet peeves in IT: humanizing software.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Please pay $200/hour for exclusive access to our Indian support drones who can’t help!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly. I'm almost fucking fifty, maybe that's why I find this patronizing tone so annoying, get off my lawn and all... ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I will put this error verbatim in one of my projects

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm stealing that one. 🤣