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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pshhh, those idiots gave that chimp the ak and then stood right there making a scene of it, the chimp happened to decide to pull on the trigger and the gun started firing off randomly. None of them got shot either. That gorilla is fucked.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Chimps chimp out, they're chumps.

Gorillas are more deliberate.