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Apparently gorillas are about 5 times stronger than a chimp, and I've seen what a chimp can do to a person.
Gorillas mostly leave people alone because they don't find us the slightest bit threatening.
https://www.reddit.com/r/primatology/comments/11nqwsa/how_strong_are_chimpanzees_compared_to_humansalso/
Just putting this here because chimpanzees, while strong, aren't THAT strong. A big strong male human is stronger than a big strong male chimpanzee.
A gorilla of course would tear any person apart like tissue paper.
Yeh what chimps got on humans is they go from zero to ripping your face off in 0 seconds flat, humans either require a lot of buildup to get that pissed or some kind of drug.
Apparently it is an instinctive way that chimps fight. First they gouge your eyes so you can't defend yourself. Then bite your hands so you can't attack. Then they rip off your genitals because fuck you that's why.
Years of martial arts training can give you this ability too, i mean, anon gonna be killed, but he won't hesitate
Idk about you, but I hesitate to get myself killed.
Florida man has entered the enclosure.
I can believe that. There was that bath salts nutcase a few years back, and his victim was left in a similar state to chimp attack victims...
Gorilla's will literally tear you to pieces.
Well don't leave us hanging what do the chimps be doing to em??
Rip their arms, face, and genitals off, then leave you suffering.
Chimps are fucking brutal and absolutely terrifying.
Whats the story here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
https://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/19/justice/connecticut-chimp-victim-lawsuit/index.html
Thanks! But what a horrid read that was. Of for some eyebleach.
Good lord