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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ronnie Coleman is the only person on earth that I know of as being able to used to lift 800lbs. I want to bold used to his muscles got strong enough but his tendons, ligaments, and bones weren't. His body is wrecked and can't really move without help.

Point is even if someone could pick up 800lbs of gorilla, they ain't doing much afterwards but getting killed by that gorilla.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Coleman

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The current world record for deadlifts is over 1,100lb and squats are over 1,300lb.

But yeah, they're still going to lose.