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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The way I see it is that they're looking to exploit me for as much as they can get, so I have no obligation to treat them with any more respect than that. I don't lie, but I have no problem taking a single instance where I worked next to a couple newbies for an hour and gave them pointers and turning it into "trained and oversaw new hires to ensure proper workflow protocol" on my resume.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Maybe I should lie about being a sous chef so I can work at a Antarctica base as a chef…